Genesis 1:1 The Beginning-ing

And yea, good people of the Interwebs, my opinion is here to be foisted upon you, with great wrath and furious anger.  Bitter misinformed statements made with no research or justification whatsoever, rife with misogyny and surburban-safe racism.   Or, occasionally, you know, glowing, sappy, disgustingly gloppy unabashed praise.

What gives me the right?  Do not question me, moral mortals!  Toiling away in the salt mines of Barnes and Noble, as well as gathering to my folds the sheepskins decrying me Bachelor of All Things English and Theatre, as well as Master of the Finer Arts of Film and Screenwriting, I have earned my keep.  I also listen to music.

My mighty cultural appetite knows no bounds.  However, in the interest of sanity, I have decided to set my task to fall within a fortnight, which according to me is fourteen days, or two of your pitiful weeks.  My goal is to read one book, watch one movie, and listen to one new band/artist.  Of course, a superior being as myself, I usually will surpass this. On a grand scale. 

My mission, if I choose to accept it, is basically to write up a review on a semi-weekly-when-I’ve-completed-it basis.  I will also comment angrily on things that are occuring in the news, the entertainment industry, or my life, which garner my disdain and subatomic fury.  WHICH IS EVERYTHING!

Please note, my rants will usually be filled with profanity, improper grammar, and more likely than not words that cannot be found in any dictionary.   For your edutainment.

This is the part where you may libate your esteemed pope.  Basically, if you possess a recommendation, hurl it forth with lightningesque ebulience to priscogospel@hotmail.com

Go forth and spread the good word about the bad words!

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  1. I heard about you through the awesome jb show…. enjoyed your undeniable style of connecting words! … (“writing” to some….)
    Fun!!


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