The Gospel According to Prisco

All In The Suit That You Wear

It’s sad when you realize how something this shoddily crafted actually happened.  You see Woody Allen is a sexually transmitted disease.  Ewan and Hugh have WAEDS, Woody Allen Entertaino Deficiency Syndrome.  It’s a rare disorder where once shining brilliant minds slowly deteriorate in talent and ability due to prolonged exposure to the lovable mensch.  Have we seen much of Edward Norton since Everyone Says I Love You?  Mira Sorvino after Mighty Aphrodite?  Actors wander from bad movie to worse movie, fading into the five dollar bins at Best Buy. Then they suffer madness, and a breakout of wineries, commonly referred to as Coppola’s Sarcoma.  Eventually the star’s Bright Cell count dims so low, they disappear completely from the universe, only to pop up occasionally on VH1 to find love, lose weight, or overcome their addictions.  Perhaps one day they’ll find the cure.