Sometimes I Try To Do Things And They Just Don’t Turn Out The Way I Wanted To
That’s right, chilluns. I gots to review Postal up at Pajiba. And to be truthful and honest, I really, really, really wanted to like this. I own the motherfucking videogame. Right before the screening, I went back to the Paradise Mall and shot up Gary Coleman in his tiny white Scarface suit.
One thing I forgot to mention in the review that’s been garnering most of the controversy is the scene with the cat silencer. The Postal Dude sticks a gun up a cat’s ass and uses it as a silencer to shoot one of the Taliban in the head. I hadn’t realized that people tossed such a hissyfit because frankly, that’s direct from the videogame. You use cats as silencers. They don’t die afterwards, which is even funnier. In a game full of horrible things, including gunning down your own dog because you step in the dogshit, they keep the cat alive. Actually, Boll actively made the choice to keep the cat alive after it gets used as a muffler. So if anything he was avoiding PETA levels of tormenet.
I just want him to remember that when he’s punching me later.
