I Don’t Have A Problem Wit You Fuckin’ Me, But I Have A Little Problem Wit You Not Fuckin’ Me
I expounded on my review from here for Pajiba, and filled it with a lot more profanity. Finally, I have commenters deriding my use of naughty words. Particularly fuck. In a review of a book about a woman who tries to break the gangbang record. And they think that MY review is dirtier than the book.
Bwhahahahaha! Oh, my god, that’s so fucking rich, it just has to be fattening.
Actually (mini-tirade) the commenters on Pajiba have been rather douchey as of late. We sort of traded in the whole “constant flirtation on sex and zombies” for “trolls bitching about everything”. I know, complaining about people being bitchy and snarky on a website that’s tagline is “Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People” is kinda of like yelling at a retarded kid for being retarded. Or President for two terms. But it’s this weird vibe that’s made me not want to mark it up with my usually scintillating commentary. You know, the fart jokes, and sexist diatribes. Which is doubly unfortunate, since I’ve been honored with the task of picking the ten best comments of the week each week.
Anyway, Snuff blew like donkey porn. Or you can read my profanity laden rage over at the Jiba.
Brian, if you’ve read any of my comments on Pajiba, you’d see I have a long and comfortable relationship with the word ‘fuck’. All I’m saying is that there is a cornucopia of wonderful dirty words and profanities in our language, and to focus almost exclusively on the word ‘fuck’ (even in a ‘Penthouse’ or ‘Hustler’ magazine) only serves to lessen the intended impact of the word itself, no matter what the subject matter is, and especially in this particular review, it just got to the point where it had absolutely no impact whatsoever, and frankly it became quite tiresome to read it over, and over, and…
well, do you get my point?
Personally, I think you’re an excellent writer; its just that in this case, you seemed to have run out of good, descriptive dirty language and just kinda got lazy about the whole thing.
‘Naughty’ words don’t offend me in the least- they just become mundane when used ad infinitum. That’s why I stated that you could do better than that, and you will continue to entertain me with your “scintillating commentary” in the future if you try to refrain from the lazy writing you obviously displayed in this particular review.
So go ahead, tear me a new one. I’ll continue reading your contributions whether you like it or not, because most of the time you ARE pretty fucking great when you get your creative, moist juices flowing.
I had just gotten done reading the book when I wrote the original review. I was just extending it when I wrote the one for Pajiba.
In my own error, I tend to be a little too clever for my own tastes, and what I did was end up replicating the very thing I detested about the novel. It’s full of constant switcheroos and language like that. It’s all these puns and insults and bizarre cultural references. So I wrote my review as profanity laden, and overly cutesy, and meta-referential. I mean, granted, my usual style is pretty blatantly vomitous. What made me chuckle about your comment was that you thought I overused the word “fuck” or didn’t use it in clever ways. And that you specifically pointed out that the review was more gratuitiously vulgar than the novel. Which considering the plot and the content, is pretty fucking wacky.
The scintillating commentary was in reference to me commenting on the other articles in Pajiba, not my own writing. I’m egotistical, but there are limits to one’s own self love. In general, I feel like there’s been a whole big preponderance of general hatred and nastiness directed towards the writers and the commenters and the website in general, and it’s been sort of pissing me off. It’s the sort of killing your idol, cutting each other bitchiness that makes coffeeshops and art schools unfuckingbearable.
Nah, I’m no coward, if I wanted to tear you a new asshole, I would have done so at Pajiba. It’s all part of the maturation process involved in the artistic process. I have to take criticism, even stuff that I disagree with.
So I guess what I’m saying is, thanks, you fucking fuck.
Right fuckin’ glad to oblige, Brian. It was only after I posted my comment here that I went back and read the rest of the Pajiba comments I’d missed, and generally laughed my fucking ass off.
For the record, I don’t think there’s a subpar writer on the entire Pajiba staff, I love all you fuckers, and I’ll try to keep a handle on my lousy fucking cum-stained ‘prudeness’ in the future.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m making an appointment to get ass-fucked by Dustin on Wednesday.
Be well.
“I feel like there’s been a whole big preponderance of general hatred and nastiness directed towards the writers and the commenters and the website in general, and it’s been sort of pissing me off. ”
I’ve been feeling that too Brian, and I’ve just decided to ignore the shit out of them and continue writing sexually laden posts about Scrabble. I’ll never understand why anyone would stick around a website that they feel such disdain for, and I just don’t care to find out. Pajiba is the funniest site on the web about my favorite topics to discuss, and not only have I made some incredible internet friends, but I’ve also found some tangible real-life friends in people like PissBoy and Nicole. I won’t let a few dissenters ruin my fun.
TMax…have fun tomorrow.